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grrrlfever:

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

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furbychild:

talk furby to me

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neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

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understandablydumb:

the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed

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skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

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anatagaikiteiru:

when youre not doing any work in class and the teacher comes over

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everlarkes:

i told you not to do the jazz squares

it’s a crowd favorite everyone loves a good jazz square

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kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close

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lilprincesssss:

holy-time-lord-of-gallifrey:

Drake and Josh shaped our generation like I’m 99.99% sure that this show is the reason I’m so sarcastic.

this show is literally my life

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tvgropes:

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(⊙︿⊙✿) WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK

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